Wonky Paw
A slightly wonky view of the world around us
21/04/2015
Finding My Way - part 5
And this is what depression can be: some days - an insatiable, annoying and relentless bastard that latches on and, without rest, wants nothing more that to fuck you no matter how difficult (or uncomfortable) you make the accomplishment of that dirty deed seem. It gets in the way of your life, and once it gets the slightest whiff of a bad-thought pheromone, the erection pops up, and it runs at you like a satyr at a swingers party. You want nothing more than for it go away ... but the libido is quite vicious, and stopping it is near impossible.
I'll say it again: I do not enjoy feeling this way. I would do nearly anything to remove the twisted, idiotic thoughts and shut down the pointless analysations that run rampant through my ageing grey matter. So, when people say: "think of something else" or "try keeping yourself busy" or "remember you have friends" ... don't you ever consider that I have thought of that? Come now ... if it were that easy, then we would all be ecstatic day in, day out. I'd have perma-grin going on to the point of being stared at as if I were Quasimodo the moment he finds that Esmeralda isn't going to run screaming. The thing is, many people going through depression know there are things to do or people to meet. But please recall what I mentioned of this being relentless. "Yes, my friend. I see you standing just over there, but this damned dog is still boning away at my calf at the moment. I don't really feel up to hobbling over there right now, thanks all the same."
I read an article recently that had a very good comment that put some perspective on the "deep blue funk" and its occasional drastic outcome - suicide: (paraphrasing here) Those feeling the desire to take their own lives are just as afraid to die as anyone else. Many times, it's not that they want to wipe themselves off the face of the Earth, it's more that they just want the continuously dark feeling to go away. It wears you out, you see. And when you are so tired for too long, your mentality for seeing better choices is diminished. You also just reach a breaking point.
What I find amusing when one is feeling suicidal (because it is such a funny time in life) is the reasoning people have to talk you back from the ledge at times. My favourite is the "Think of your friends and family and how taking your life will impact them! Stop being so selfish!" A valid point, BUT ... (1) We do think of everyone in that moment, and many times we wish they were right there in front of us to hold us and make us feel less alone. Not everyone (or anyone at times) can be there all the time you feel that viral load of sadness increasing throughout your circulatory system. THAT is the problem! Very few individuals want to open a vein up when they have good people round making the world a better place. The cat with a plastic bag caught round its neck emotion hits mostly when there is no one there, in the evening when it is too late to go out but too early to sleep, on that rainy afternoon when all you wish for was a sparkle of sun, on the bus going back alone after a visit to your family, or when sitting in an empty cafe that you went to hoping someone, anyone, would be there, but there wasn't. (2) Calling a suicidal person selfish is like consoling Quasimodo (to continue the reference) with: "No, you aren't a hideous-looking freak of nature that God must have shat out after a particularly spicy vindaloo, but would you mind putting this bag over your head so I don't have to set eyes on your vomit-inducing face?" Belittling many a downed soul is not usually the best cure for the cancer (though I will admit reverse psychology can work at times, but on a case by case basis). Also, have you noticed that the line "stop being so selfish" is typically followed by "you need to take some time and focus on yourself and do what makes YOU happy" ... so, don't be selfish, because the best thing for you right now is to be selfish? Hmmmm ....
I'll end this part for now, because I am just running out of creativity at the moment and just want to publish this. It must be stated that I AM OKAY right now at this particular moment, and actually have been for a few days. Not ecstatic or even what you would call particularly happy, but I am not about to go "dancing the Tyburn jig" this evening. This is just a part of my thinking that needs leeching. The more I speak or write, the more the bile subsides. This is progress for me, and the act of even putting pen to paper (or finger to keyboard) is in itself proof that I can focus a little better.
To be continued ...
01/04/2015
Finding My Way - part 4
15/03/2015
Too Little Too Late
I will admit to being sporadic when it comes to writing, but generally, when I start an idea, I run with it until I finish. It has to be completed. Yet I am having the most difficult of times even starting this one. "Then why write?" you ask. Because I feel I have to. A good friend of mine (and thank fuck for good friends recently ... more on that later) recently stated that they just needed to put pen to paper and vomit out all the bile inside. What follows is my case of the verbal exorcism of devils that needs to escape and run free over a page or screen for others to pick apart, listen to, find comparison with or just have a laugh at (because as tragic or pathetic as parts may seem, it all really boils down to just one life ... mine ... and the insignificance it plays in the grand scheme of things).
It all started with a "you're a great guy, but ..." almost four years ago. Let's go back, shall we? I was once a married man with a young daughter, house, well-paid job and 4 cats. Sounds ideological, right (except to you dog people)? Let us dig into the details a bit. I was once entwined with a woman of stunning beauty and limitless intelligence, who was also that greatest gift you could wish for ... my friend. But I began to ignore her because of a job in a travel agency that kept me on the road 6 out of 12 months a year. She sat at home with our child, raising her whilst I convinced myself that the job was about all the money I brought in and contributed. I didn't like the town we lived in, but the house was a grand idea ... and needed work. So I rationalised ... the time away was for the cash to make things better. I completely ignored the damage I was doing by not being there during the most important parts of my young child's life and the strain it was inflicting upon my wife, who was learning the hard way how to be a lone parent. Over time, when my daughter began to communicate and not just be a crying bag of flesh that kept us up at nights, I began to see the joy in her more than I had. Yes, that is a crappy thing to say, but it was the truth. So, as my head started to finally come round to wanting to be home more with my now talkative, interactive daughter, I found that my wife no longer wanted to be talkative or interactive. By running around the globe trying to skirt my responsibilities, I may have found a way to come to terms with the stress of being a new, slightly reluctant, father ... but I had broken apart the reason for all of this world in the process. My best friend, lover, wife, mother of my child had been left alone for far too long to deal with all the daily issues (which, I must say, are a hell of a lot harder to handle than any job in the world) without any help from me, and she reverted to her own means and sank inside herself. I was shut out, and I couldn't find a way back in. I was never where I was needed ... when I was needed. I did love, I did care, I did what I could to make amends, but my actions (or lack of) stirred up another ghost from the past of my wife ... that of a long-standing depression that reared its ugly head and came back with a vengeance. And there was no way I could fix it ... Yes, we had other issues, and I can say that I am not to blame for how the depression of my wife cut through our relations like a scythe in the fields, but I was the one who summoned that daemon back into her soul at a time when she had no strength left to fight. To close this point, even though she knew her depression was paramount, in a spark of kindness, and I hope in the sight of me attempting my hardest to save all that was possibly left, she said to me: "Ian, you are a great guy and a good man, but I just can't right now." And so began my time in exile. It was too late ... I was too late. I could have, and quite possibly would have, become such a better person given half the chance, but there was absolutely nothing I could do to help her struggle with the feelings and turmoil inside her. And even being round her was just a reminder of all the darkness piled up inside. So I had to go ... for the sake of my child, for the space my wife needed away from me to find herself again, for my own sanity.
15/03/2014
Finding My Way - part 3
To claim that I am in the peak of physical condition would be a stretch, but I have aged relatively well, if I do say so myself. Being blessed with a decent metabolism that didn't really start slowing until I was 35 has kept me from the curse of many others in proximity to my age that also enjoy the magical brew of combining hops and grains into liquid goodness ... the dreaded beer gut. I do have to make a bit more of an effort these days to keep the love handles at bay, but most days I would not be ashamed to shed my shirt in public ... at least physique wise ... though when it comes to my pasty white (nay, alabaster) complexion, you best avert your eyes in bright sunlight as the glare may just burn your retinas out. So, even though my gut doesn't stretch to the point where I would only be able to see my willy via a complex arrangement of funhouse mirrors and strategic positioning, there are other issues: The down side of becoming more learned at certain technical trades or any other profession that requires you to be parked for hours in front of a desk is that you have to really be mindful of your back and posture.
After moving to Czech Republic, teaching became my bread-making activity for a few years, and one thing that teaching requires you to do is move about. It's a theatre stage up there in front of your captive audience when disseminating the virtues of grammatically correct English, and you have to keep up a certain momentum ... back and forth to the blackboard ... through the students to hear them better or see what they have written (or to sneak in that subtle glance down the low-cut top of the busty brunette three seats back as you stand over her desk to ensure she understands the assignment in the workbook) ... and you must also animate yourself by using as much body language as humanly possible to get your point across. I didn't speak the slightest hint of Czech in those first few months, so how else was I supposed to explain things? There are moments when you must howl like a monkey, gesture like an angry New York Italian or contort your frame and hands into unholy forms that the Cirque du Soleil would be jealous of just to make yourself understood.
What I am trying to say here is that teaching English never offered me the chance to sit that much in the five years I could, literally, stand it. After what seemed like an eternity of attempting to remove myself from that life of repetition, boredom and the punishment of being stuck with the inevitable class of non-caring teens who constantly sat texting on their phones more and more often, as the mobile phone rose in accessibility and lowered in price, instead of giving the slightest of shits about being taught English by a native, I took a stab at proofreading and correcting texts. It was a natural progression, and from my English composition background and the constant harassment by students to give them a hand (for free, of course) with something they were working on, I felt I already had enough talent in this field ... and I also felt I should just as well get paid for it! This wasn't any more exciting or fulfilling, but it did get me away from the vacant-eyed zombie audience who only seemed to take the course because their parents required them to be, in all essence, babysat for another hour or so till they returned home from work. This could also be said for the business clients I was instructing, too. It was at this phase of my existence that my once over-active metabolism decided to bail on me. Life was now in a chair in front of a computer screen, and I was no longer on-stage executing live-action performance art. I was definitely ecstatic to no longer have to stare into to a sea of lifeless, non-caring eyes, but honestly, I believe I have shrunk about three centimetres over the years sitting before that four-legged particleboard beast of burden created solely to support a screen of flickering LEDs and a slab of plastic squares imprinted with numbers, archaic symbols and the letters of multi-lingual alphabets. Where once I had stood proud, a giver of language with my head in the air, there now hunched a creature twisted into something akin to Igor perching over the monstrous cadaver lying upon his master's table. Ok, ok ... I exaggerate, but it sure as hell feels that way some days. It is almost to the point where if I don't take a few moments before bed each night stretching, downward dogging, cat-cowing or hiring the Spanish Inquisition to strap me to a rack, then the next morning more-or-less means I need to be rolled out from under the sheets and gently propped upright by a system of ropes and pulleys. Remember the scene in Batman: The Dark Knight Rises after Bruce gets the ever-loving crap kicked out of him by Bane? That entire prison / back therapy segment is based on my true life story, don't you know? But I do twist and stretch when I have the correct mindset, and that does help a lot.
The newest curse of time came about just recently, much to my dismay. In preparation for the upcoming hike, a few of the local lads and I made the effort to get out on a gorgeous Saturday and do a leisurely 25 km walk from Olomouc to the town of Litovel (aka the Venice of Czech Republic ... or more importantly for my friends and I, the home of the Litovel brewery ... yes, one of the goals was to do a healthy walk concluded with drinking beer ... eh, we are only human). The landscape was flat, the paths paved in many parts and the speed comfortable. For some reason, I chose not to wear the boots I would be taking to Turkey, but instead donned my standard, worn out trekking trainers with the rapidly diminishing sole. Hey, I never said I was a glimmering beacon of unwavering intelligence. The journey was made in just over 4.5 hours as we were in no rush and a few happy snaps from the digital lens took place, but a creeping, growing, gnawing pang of "hey, that's not right" began to rise from the middle arch of my right foot as we entered Litovel. Rapidly, the sharp pain increased, and within a span of 15 minutes went from "Ok, this I can just walk out, because my feet aren't used to the distance" to "Cut it off!! Give me a hacksaw now, just make the pain go away! Anyone with a piranha? Please! Just let me stick my foot into a piranha tank and let them make quick work of it!" I went from jolly hiker to hobbling old fart in a span of 300 metres. "What the holy fuck-nuggets just happened?" I thought (really ... that's how I speak to myself when stunned by a situation). It couldn't have been a fracture or bruise from stamping down hard on a particularly pointy stone, because I recalled no such occurrence that day or any day previously. And I hadn't been round tap dancing elephants nor been afflicted with the stigmata either. Luckily we were at our destination, and the rest, food and beer would be well enjoyed ... but ... after our lunch break (hosted by a lovely woman who seemed extremely giddy with having non-locals back in her restaurant and town after a long winter), we stood to leave, and I nearly needed my other four travelling companions to carry me to the brewery, the pain was so bad. No matter the torture, I was determined to see it through, so stumble along I did to our final objective, where it turned out we were 15 minutes earlier than opening time for the brewery's on-site pub. Drat!!
A bit of a side note: A few in our motley crew, including myself, had been to the Litovel brewery before; once in the summer for two of us, and then to their open brewery yearly celebrations for the remainder of us. Each of those time, Litovel has blessed us with either unique batches of beer goodness available only at their headquarters or at least a variety of their brands within the pub. This is what we were questing for on our excursion there that day. But doomed to disappointment we were, for not a single, flavourful variant of liquid bread was to be found aside from the standard available at any bar or shop throughout the country. After perching in front of the gates to the facilities and appearing as desperate as heroin junkies outside a clinic, we soon discovered it had all been for naught. Double drat!!
The day was still sunny and warm, and we made the best out of our situation by settling upon the lawn before the pub clinking our glasses together in celebration for a splendid time and drinking our nice, cool, though standard, pints, and we enjoyed a humorous conversation of past deeds and perverse jokes as we waited for the bus to return to Olomouc, but we all, in our own way, came to realise something, though most only admitted it in the days to come: After a winter of being relatively idle, we may have overdone it just a smidgeon. We all pretended to put on a brave face, and though my abused feet suffered more that the others and was a source of amusement as I was forced to stumble along accompanying every step with verbal outcries of "ow, ow, ow", everyone else eventually dropped a slight hint making reference to their aching hips or knees or feet. Three of the five in our gang have youth on their side and were only affected by the past few months of cold and lack of impetus to do too much physically. Myself and one other had the years behind us. Three years ago, I was hiking paths in Petra, Jordan, hopping castle stones in Syria and zigzagging along trails in the Caucasus without the slightest of aches ... but that was three years ago, and my ageing limbs just don't automatically function in that "get up and go" manner like they used to before. All in all, I know I need some training before this walk through Turkey, and that was the main reasoning behind our outing from Olomouc to Litovel, but my youthful thoughts (and failed judgement call on wearing better shoes) forgot to take into consideration the maturity of my body, and we pushed it further than what it was accustomed to. My actions at times portray me as the immortal Peter Pan, but I am learning the painful way that this is far from the truth. I refuse to give up, slow to a crawl or don a tweed blazer and spend my afternoons in the park feeding the pigeons and playing draughts, but I do need to respect my increasing number of years and realise that there are certain adjustments to my life that have to be accounted for. This discovery is along the same shelf of realisation as how my many moons have altered the way alcohol affects me presently: I can still drink like a rockstar ... I just sure as hell don't recover the next day like one!
To be continued ...
06/03/2014
Finding My Way - part 2
So, the flight tickets for the trek have been purchased. Our route will take us from Olomouc to Budapest by train for the first day, then off on the low-cost, purple and pink Hungarian Wizz Air to Istanbul the next. With only three weeks to attempt as much of 509 km as possible along the Lycian Way by foot, I doubt we will take even one night in Istanbul upon arrival. Depending on the final decision for our starting point (Hisarcandir in the east or Ölüdeniz in the west), we may as well just get off the plane and hop a bus so as to get right into the thick of it. This is not to say I wouldn't mind some time in Constantinople ... I mean, Istanbul (thank you, They Might Be Giants, for that song, which not only stays in your head forever, but was probably more information than we were taught under US scholastic curriculum), but one day is no justice to give a city with so much to offer. I would prefer to miss it all together than plant a flag to stake my claim of visitation status after a 12-hour sojourn. Overnights locked in a hostel and layovers at airports do not count as having the ability to tick another place off my list of countries or cities traversed, though I will state that I "have passed through" if given the chance.
Alas, the gateway to the East will have to wait till another day ... but I am not embarking on this excursion to slink about large cities filled with people, cafés, museums and wi-fi spots. I am going to breathe once again and to remember the days when my father used to take my sister and I up to the North Georgia mountains to get away from all the encroaching materialism of home ownership and monotonous weekends filled with lawn mowing, car washing and TV watching ... and to escape reality for a brief blink of the eyes.
To be continued ...
04/03/2014
Finding My Way - part 1
Oh, to still have all my hair! Prague ca. 1999 |
You see, I, like many others, am self-employed; doing what I have to do to get by in this life abroad. I could have done the office life ... the 9-5 ... I had that before. But there was always something missing, and I never knew about that until I wandered beyond the confines of the US of A and stayed at my first non-YHA hostel back in 1995. The Inverness Student Hotel in Inverness, Scotland was that defining moment, for better of for worse, that altered the fabric of space and time for me (ok ... it wasn't that religious of an experience, but it did start the process of opening my eyes to a larger world). Here were people enjoying the life of a transient. No one place to call home; no four walls of a cubicle to ensnare them. Those working at the hostel were Australian or Canadian; people who had left behind the comfort of their families and bed and the opportunity to earn a decent wage with health care and social security for a low-paying, temporary job on the move. This is what interested me! How do they do this? Why? And then, as the years went by, and as the stupid mistakes I made taught me a lesson or two piled up, I found something else of interest: people were damned interesting! I loved the sights, tastes and tough-love embrace of Scotland, and in those first few years, Ireland, Germany, France and Holland kept my enthusiasm as erect as a porn star being delicately tended to by a skilled 'fluffer' ... but ... I couldn't get enough of the mass of interesting live bodies that filled all these landscapes and architectural structures never seen before in the likes of East Coast America. Here were people that were only as distantly removed as the individual states in America, but from one border to the next, they had completely contrasting lives, food, drink, buildings and outlooks. At that time, before the EURO came into force, every country had their own currency ... and as for languages, well, Czech is not German ... for fuck's sake, some people would say that Scottish isn't even listed as being remotely English (especially at a West Highland pub after a few drinks)! In the US, we Southerners may speak a bit slower than our northern brothers, but it is close enough to be understood a majority of the time. Our big difference is supermarkets ... Piggly Wiggly in the South, Wegmans in the North. Outside of this and the speed and manner of which we say the same words ... not much else that is that major. I was in awe of Europe and this new, wider world I had entered, and I wanted nothing more than to stay and see ... to experience more. So I adapted, became a chameleon ... a jack of all trades. There was no other choice. I watched other North American travellers scurrying about with their daddy's credit card and their idea of: "Hey, my Eurail Pass put me into Berlin one night and then out to Paris the next. That's two 'countries' I have explored!" Australians were slightly better, though, being able to work legally in the UK for a certain amount of time and getting the chance to get involved in the culture to a larger degree, but I did notice an alarmingly large portion of them moving to places like Edinburgh and then surrounding themselves with other Australians at Aussie pubs watching Aussie cricket or rugby matches every chance they could get or having friends post them care packages of Tim Tams and Vegemite (which I fell in love with and stole every chance I could get ... nothing beats a morning breakfast of toasted bread covered in butter and salty yeast spread, followed by a coffee slurped through a melting chocolate biscuit). They moved countries, but not their surroundings. Of course this is a major generalisation, and there are some grand exceptions to the rule, but you will notice this more often than you care to.
If I wanted to learn something more than just the prices of beer and where to go for an overly-taken photo, I needed to stay in a country longer than one night surrounded by other travellers staking their claim to a new country via a vomit-inducing hangover or sexual conquest due to lack of inhibitions because the world back home would never know of your 'summer of love'. This is not to say I did not enjoy a night out with kindred spirits nor to say that I did not try my best to score with the flirtatiously drunken university girl (whom I usually lost out to a Scotsman for, with his damned "Alrigh, luv ... you look fookin' gorgeous, you do", spoken in a broad Glaswegian accent. The underpants just melted off many a slightly tipsy Canadian or American lassie with that 'oh, so romantic' line, for some reason). The question remained: How to stay in Europe longer than my rapidly decreasing credit card limit and limited stay US passport would allow me? Scrubbing toilets and making beds at hostels in exchange for a bunk in the staff quarters and some food helped staunch the bleeding of cash, but I was still nowhere near knowing what made the locals tick (or mutter, or whinge and moan). Then, whilst hitching through Germany and coming to the end of my funds, I ran into a fellow Yank, who suggested we make a last weekend in Prague before succumbing to the real world of jobs and finances once more. Luck would have it that the hostel in Prague needed bed-makers for the next two weeks ... so my weekend was extended in a new country. Something magical happened next. Germany was a struggle for me. I enjoyed the sights and meeting some new friends, but the language has never been for me. Not only is "Ich liebe dich" just the complete opposite of sensual (apologies to all my German-speaking friends), but staunch German regulations had no place for a transient American looking for "black work" and getting paid "under the table". But after I was in Czech Republic a few days, people noticed I could pronounce this new-to-me Slavic language without sounding atrociously like most Hollywood actors portraying the stereotypical, evil Soviet killer (Da, Ameerican capitoolist peeg ... pree-pair to dye. Ok, comrades ... shoot heem!). And the history was so unlike anything I had ever even remotely heard about in our Mississippi high school history classes, which usually amounted to one brief week of studying about the Nazi blitz into Poland and the Soviets taking control, after good ol' Uncle Sam saved the day, of course, and wanting to destroy our democratic way of life ... that was as close to Central Europe as it ever got for us! It was heroin for me ... and I wanted more. My drug buddy came in the form of an Australian girl working at the hostel with me; she had discovered a connection in the form of the Czech Republic's desperation for native speakers of English ... and even better for them if they didn't care about earning anything more than cheap wine and potent plum brandy. As I was constantly (and still am) without cash anyway, and as I discovered I didn't have to do this new profession only in Prague, I became a teacher of English conversation to kids in a small city in the east of the country called Uherské Hradiště. Though it took me over a month just to learn how to say the name of my new abode, I was granted a working visa and was left in charge of the language skills of budding minds ... with a profession I had no clue about, save that I used to get decent marks in English in my school days. But I was in ... and a new path had presented itself.
To be continued ...
04/03/2013
Clouds
In another existence (one of many) long ago, where the sun shone brighter and the temperature was higher, I fell down a dark hole that nearly crippled me. Sadly, I already knew that I had put myself there, too. I watched on as that crevasse approached, and I ran straight towards it … never steering away, knowing I had plenty of chances and opportunities to prevent everything that was about to occur. But I didn’t. I revved up the engine, so fuelled on dishonesty, a sense of entitlement and laziness, and I charged ahead, anticipating the crash … and waiting for the pity that everyone, whether they truly felt it or not, would pour upon my “broken” bones lying at the bottom of the well. And it came … in torrential floods.
But something had changed … it didn’t work anymore. The attention didn’t substitute the hurt. It may have bandaged the wound, but it didn’t reset the fractures. So I ran, limping and lame, to another shore to get away from those pitying eyes that looked at me with helplessness or advice I would not and could not take. And in that escape, I felt better for a short time, until I found that I missed that look. I was addicted, a heroin junkie to sympathy. Eventually, the hunt began again for that fix of those “oh, poor you” glances, and I told my sad tale repeatedly to a new audience who ate it up, hungry for someone’s demise, licking at the taste of another person’s sorrow like grease on their fingers. And if they were not after a bite, then I ignored them, called them disillusioned. But in all actuality, they wanted nothing to do with me. They saw the ruse of me pitching my childish fit on the floor, pathetically waiting for someone to focus on me … and for most people, it is just a trait they wish to ignore and get away from. But one person did not, and I am forever grateful to him for his words. He listened to my sob story, letting me stand on that stage, bathing in the limelight of depressed arrogance … and he simply blurted out with a laugh and called me an idiot.
After years and years of milking that cow for all it was worth, the bitterest taste you can imagine, I understood then that I was an idiot, and it was time to stop. Not stop the attention, because I love that, and it can be a helpful, healing friend and companion, but I had to change its nature. Where was I the most joyous and fulfilled? On the stage playing in bands; in front of the microphone on the radio; there in the gaze of the camera eye; in front of a collection of fellow travellers sharing a moment, and as topping on the cake, a laugh. It was time to cease feeding a beast, a monster, a vampire of self-depreciation. I found my substitute, a different drug. Something less harmful to shoot in my veins that made me function and give something back instead on leeching off others.
But the old never really dies. That creature hides well, lurks under the stairs or beneath the bed. Weakened, but not defeated, it still manages to sink a claw, razor sharp, back into my wrist from time to time, as it is doing right now at this moment I am writing. I know what this is. It is all too familiar.
We all have the ability to assist others and dish out course upon course of savoury advice, so proud in our preparation and presentation of these helpful meals that we lay on the table of others in need; but when it comes to nourishing ourselves, it’s pot-noodle and a tin of beans. If we see another fall, we may not wish to know why they fell, but we will offer a hand to at least get them off the ground to carry themselves again; but when we slip and no one sees, it is the most difficult thing to drag yourself from the muck or even cry out for a rope, because we secretly want that suffering. If nothing goes as planned and we propagate that, then we prove to ourselves that lack of worth, and at that point we see why we are nothing, The reason is there. And that daemon inside has to be fed.
For many years I have been building others up, supporting the weight of another, calling upon all the gods of alchemy to transform others’ lead to gold. I don’t always get the combination in just the right measurements, because this is an exact art, and one day that concoction may be just the balance of sweet and sour, whilst other days it is bitter and foul. You need to have the mixture of the two: just enough heart to show care, a dash of sarcasm to make the other see the stupidity in their actions, a pinch of a smile so they open their eyes to the utter silliness of their doubt, a small drop of cruelty to wake them up, and that final splash of concern that shows you understand and care, but that you and no one else wants to listen to the same thing day in and out. I have to admit to getting it wrong at times. Mixed well, I have brightened a heart; but I have a shaky hand and have ruined many a day with just too much addition of sarcasm. And I have also been known to substitute heart and care with cruelty, becoming sloppy and lazy … and selfish. After lending a hand with the best of intentions, human nature unfortunately springs forth on occasion and demands something back. “I want what I feel I deserve! I helped you, now where is my reward? The princess has been saved from the dragon, and the kingdom should be mine!” That thought is there in most of us, whether warranted or not. Even if we botch the job a little, we still want what is ours. But we tend to forget, just as with any contract, if the request is not filled to the letter, then everything is forfeit.
Somewhere along the line, I lost heart. I couldn’t keep up with making those batches of temporary cures of another, and I got lazy again. I was no longer aiming to create that perfect mixture and be the best I could be, but all that I was whipping up was a pallid formula that eventually became unacceptable.
Cutting corners has let that old phantom regain strength and whittle me down. My belief in others and myself has crumbled and eroded, and this mostly because I have stopped trusting in my own ideas and have relied to heavily on others that I blinded myself to not seeing they were of no use and would only add to the decline. And with this, I have been looking for that sickening pity, searching under those dank stones in the mud for it, knowing full well that it does absolutely nothing but make me feel worse and stagnate. That unfulfilling feast so easy to prepare in plenty, but which leaves you hollow, starving and ill. And I am too weak to turn away from the table and refuse another serving.
So, here I am, with one more breath from the part of me that was with a smile on his face, remembering who I was in those days of determination and unsinkable spontaneity. I write not for the attention from the story itself, but for the sake of writing. I used to have travel as my muse and inspiration, and without that, I put pen to paper less … but I need to write. I need to express something … even if it is this. I have to extract it from my head in some way. I am also asking for something. I am asking for assistance. I am searching for that boost once again. Confidence in my abilities, work that I enjoy and put my soul inside … being in the spotlight. I have had all of this at one time before, and I miss them as one would that long-lost lover. Eager for are the days of not living hand-to-mouth, struggling to spend time with the ones you love because through circumstances of your own doing and others, you have a mound of debt that never seems to dissipate, strangling your every move. A day without rain.
And what I truly need is that carefree friend from my past, wherever he may be, and if he is even still a part of this world, to call me an idiot again, reminding me of how much of a joke this life is.
27/01/2013
Liberation: 27 January 1945
There is no need for the beasts of fantasy or the demons from hell when the horrors of mankind are already beyond comprehension.
I resided in Kraków, Poland for nearly seven years before I made an trip to the former Nazi German concentration and extermination camp of Auschwitz-Birkenau only 60 km away. Connections between the Polish city and the Museum are frequent and tour companies have specialised in this excursion for years. This was not the situation holding me back. I knew the basics of the history of World War II, I had seen the multiple films of the subject, and it was a visit that I did wish to make in my life after hearing from a myriad of peers who had been there of the profound effect it had upon them. I believe I was just afraid to see it all first hand … to personally view this area of unimaginable wrongdoing. It took a visit from a family member to finally persuade me drive out to the city of Oświęcim for the day.
Having heard of the vastness of the Birkenau camp, we had decided to begin there, as I knew it would take up the majority of time. I was only expecting this time to be measured in the distances covered on foot. What I soon found out upon arrival through that infamous gate, its heart pierced through by the railway line so often portrayed in films, was that the hours you spend there are not consumed by the expanse of land, so unfathomably vast, that you traverse, but by every minute that is drawn out at length with the thoughts and emotions seeping in from everywhere. The barbed-wired fences, the threatening watchtowers, the countless remains of barracks that housed thousands upon thousands of people considered by the Nazis as impure and deplorable. And as you make your way further in, the unimaginable crematoriums and adjoining facilities with all the terrors they entailed. These images, these sites and these feelings, they all make you think; but the question that returns again and again is not why. People throughout time have despised others and wanted them destroyed for whatever their self-justified reasons. The question that remains in this place, and others like it, is how. How could any supposedly civilised person do what they did here to another living soul? Not only to prisoners of war, but to the elderly, to women and mothers … and to children.
Everything was so much to take in, and you ache inside. But it is a room filled with photos that brought all that grief and sorrow cascading down at last. These pictures of individuals, families, newly born children, couples just wed were far more potent than the piles of shoes and stacks of utensils … more intense than the furnaces and empty canisters of gas. Here were the faces of the countless victims, no longer just the unseen ghosts of the previous owners of suitcases and clothing stripped away in humiliation. These were now the mothers, fathers, lovers and neighbours that someone knew. This was their former selves, their lives, their faces staring back at you from behind frames of glass. These were the people whose ash is now a part of the soil of this camp and whose blood was shed for a lunatic and his perverse ideals. Here were people.
When you make your way to the camp of Auschwitz proper, you immediately realise: Birkenau is as it remains so that the entire concept of what went on here solidifies itself in your mind and comes into clarity. Auschwitz, with its sign resonating their words around the globe, is the educational segment. This does not make it any less powerful, but with its bookshop, cafeteria, film hall and exhibitions, this is the Museum proper. I do not say this to belittle the suffering that occurred here, for it was insurmountable, but the smaller area here had the air of administration and the elements of a prison. Birkenau was only death and sorrow … and you could feel it to your bones.
As a tour leader for a company years later, I brought a group for their visit to the Memorial Site. I gave them the basic history on our journey to the Museum, but upon reaching the entrance to both camps, I found that I could not enter. I gave care of my lot to one of the phenomenal guides who knows so much more about this place and who has the strength to lead visitors through this area repeatedly for many months at a time. I had seen this dark spot on the Earth once, and my mind will forever have that experience etched upon it. I took away in my thoughts what the purpose of preserving this camp is for … to always hold in memory those who perished here, those that liberated the camp and those that survived, so that their story is never forgotten and so that no one will ever repeat these atrocities ever again.
You can read more and support the work of the Auschwitz-Birkenau State Museum here.
24/08/2012
6
Six years have now passed since then, and in that time, I have stumbled, fallen and risen to my feet on multiple times. I have struggled with this new responsibility at times, and I have lost sight of many things I should have never taken my eye off. I can see that now after being smacked back into reality, but things have changed … some for good, and some for bad. I can be stupid and a complete idiot at times as well as selfless and brilliant for brief moments; I was too careless to hold my marriage together, but after too long of bottling anger and blaming others, I have let go, learned that I have to take a lot of the blame for what went wrong and consider myself lucky that the mother of my child and I can finally speak civilly to each other and continue to raise our daughter, though maybe not together, at least in agreement and with two homes full of love and care; me and money are never constant companions, but I am still inventive and fearless and always find a way to survive and care for those I am responsible for; some days I find myself on top of the world, whilst other days I sink into self-destruction and drink or smoke myself into oblivion; I am proud of many things I have done, but I also hate myself for not being more … not being what I know I could be.
But throughout these conflicts of emotions in this roller-coaster of a life, I try to be there for my daughter as much as a father separated from his family can be, I do all I can to protect her and teach her the best I can so that she sees the world in a humorous, though cautious, light … and I will always love her no matter what she has done or no matter how upset or frustrated I become with something she, as a child learning the ropes, does, whether intentional or not. She is my girl; she is the greatest of gifts the world and, more importantly, her mother has ever bestowed upon me. She grounds me and keeps me responsible, but at the same time she keeps me silly and imagining the impossible. She is my daughter … I am her father … and that is something that I will give my life (and keep my life) to preserve. She is a light I could never imagine myself being without.
Today may be her birthday, but I seem to be the one happiest with this present that I receive and which grows and becomes something more year after year.
10/08/2012
Thailand, Laos and Cambodia - Arrival
As I stepped out of the airport in Bangkok (a place which fools the unsuspecting visitor with an air-conditioned terminal), I was hit with a blast of hot air so intense that I almost broke down in tears with the realisation of what I had got myself into, though I’m quite sure the tears would have evaporated immediately if I had cried. This was hot … stuffy … uncomfortable … and just plain annoying. I quickly shed as many clothes as possible (and legally permissible) and nearly threw away my rucksack as I could not stand it in such close proximity to my back, covering any place on my being where fresh air could get at and cool me off. And then I got on the bus going into the city. At that point, surrounded by individuals radiating body heat and sucking up the available air that didn’t seem to move around but just hung there, I sunk into a melting lump of flesh on a seat and panted like the dogs on porches I had seen so often in the South; dogs that looked up at passing cars and kids on bicycles and seemed to say, “Screw that. I ain’t gonna give chase. It’s too damn hot, boy!”
Now, as much as I hate the heat, I despise air-conditioning to a similar degree. It’s just so unnatural. Feels fake, if you know what I mean. Fans, ceiling or otherwise, are the way to go in my book. And Bangkok was filled with them! Every shop, hostel, bar, restaurant had them … but they just didn’t seem to work unless you found that magical sweet-spot just in front or right below the fan … and those points of paradise were always already taken by a punter who got there and perched before you could. It made you hate your fellow traveller, really.
The locals were immune, and plenty of times, I saw Thai girls all dressed up in denim jackets hopping on their scooters to head off for an afternoon or night out. Jackets, I tell you! They had two or three layers of clothing on, and I was contemplating how uncouth it would seem of me to strip naked and start shoving copious amounts of ice into or onto every part of my body. In the end, I just sat there amazed, wiping my dripping brow, telling myself to just get used to it and drinking cold beverages that seemed to just come right back out of me through the pores of my skin. I longed for their tolerance; I envied their dry skin; and I gawked at the police wearing their skin-tight long sleeves and trousers.
Now, it is said that many men come travelling to Bangkok for the beautiful Asian women and the legendary ‘ping-pong’ shows (a truly amazing, and humorous, sight!). Some of these men come without any evil intentions and just a head full of curiosity, some come for conquest and the chance to add another notch to the proverbial bedpost … and some come because they are just sick bastards. But whatever thoughts there were in my mind of a sexual nature were always quashed by the thought of: “Even if I wasn’t so uncomfortably hot that the idea of another person’s skin against my own didn’t repulsed me, what Thai beauty in her right mind would look at a panting and perspiring pasty white Caucasian boy looking like the recurring bedraggled stranded-on-a-desert-island character at the beginning of Monty Python’s Flying Circus that steps out of the ocean in shredded garments to say ‘It’s …’ just before the theme song starts up?” The malaria pills that you are advised to take also killed any remaining desires (even the desire to live) that I had, too, but more about that vile medication later.
Anyway, I had arrived, and despite my discomfort, I was thrilled to be out of either North America or Europe for the first time in my life. I so wanted to see this culture and experience the tastes, sights and smells. Ever since my youth, I had been a fan of spicy foods, and here I was … in the land of the flaming tongue and burning gut! I was already sweating beyond measure, so why not just dive in, right? The history, religion, colours and terrain were all so tempting, but, to be completely honest, this was not the sole reason I was here. I was here for a much more idiotic reason … I was here because my ex-girlfriend invited me. The plan was to be in Southeast Asia for a month, and this decision based partly on emotion (with a strong dose of crotch thrown in for good measure) would grant me one extraordinary week of highs followed by a week of feeling as though I had spiralled into depths of hell.